Thursday, May 08, 2008

Clowns

Goldfrapp - Clowns
Only clowns would play with those balloons
What'd ya wanna look like Barbie for?
Dear oh lord it's easy
Roasting, roasting, roast indeed, mahogany
Titties that live on on and on on and on

Only clowns would play with those balloons
What'd ya wanna look like Barbie for?
Passive when I'm in record day & night
I'm watching you

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Dreamiest fake breast put down ever...

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Beat Goes On

Madonna released her 11th studio album Hard Candy this week. I am a fan of Madge. Always have been, still am. I have always admired how she has handled her music career, always in complete control of everything. She has maintained a pretty remarkable hold on the charts for 25 years. Her impact and influence has been huge from the get-go. Beyond all of that though is this - she has made some killer dance records, and that is why I love her. The ballads are always just OK for me (I'm not a big fan of the genre), the pop songs are generally pretty good, but the club tracks have always been top of the line. From the sound of it this record doesn't look to change that.

I will admit this; first glance of the cover I thought to myself "blecchh, enough of the unitard thing." I was sick of it after 5 seconds three years ago. Now don't get me wrong, Madge is still pretty damn hot for a soon-to-be 50 year old, but please girl, put some clothes on that ass. My 8 year old daughter is also a big fan, and she heartily concurs about the outfits - "I don't like how she looks in those". So a big thumbs down on the whole cover concept from the whole family!

The music also kind of took me by surprise at first. I was not very impressed. But it's Madonna, so I gave it some leeway and stuck with it. Production duties are handled by the current kings of US r'n'b-hop - Pharrell Williams and The Neptunes, Timbaland and his studio partner Nate "Danja" Hills and their cohort Justin Timberlake. If you think you know what this is going to sound like you're probably right. It's Madonna doing urban 2008 (much like 1994's Bedtime Stories). Candy Shop is a big groover with more than a hint of Kraftwerk, although lyrically the candy metaphor is a bit played out. I do love the music tho'. Current single 4 Minutes is standard issue Timba/JT, and at first I did not like it at all. I have since come around, and my kids really like the Death Star marching band-ness of it all. Justin sings on several tracks, as does Pharrell. Wendy Melvoin plays some gorgeously funky guitar on She's Not Me, one of the better tunes. Kanye West delivers a rap on Beat Goes On, but the tune could do just as well without. I love the groove, and the little Pharrell chant in the chorus is ace. My daughters love to sing along "get down-beep beep-gotta get up out of your seat". It is interesting to hear the collaborations, but they aren't really anything new. A bunch of pop icons on cruise control? At times. But there are flashes of greatness. I give Pharrell the edge over Timbaland in the songs/production department. Is it classic Madonna? Probably not. There are some boring moments but then something happens to perk things up. And it might just kick start your dance party.

Madonna - Beat Goes On

Saturday, April 26, 2008

NME/Rough Trade C81

Gist - Greener Grass
The Specials - Raquel
Orange Juice - Blue Boy

I was digging around the old iTunes '80s playlist this morning and came across something I had forgotten I had - the NME C81 compilation. Originally a cassette only release, it was given away free with two coupons and £1.50. Compiled by the NME and Rough Trade Records, it contained a a great array of acts and styles, both established and up and comers. It was the first of several of these compilations by the NME, the best known being C86. C81 proved wildly popular and sold out quickly. It veers from artsy electronic experiments (Cabaret Voltaire) to blues funk (James Blood Ulmer) to ska (The Beat) and post-punk (Buzzcocks). It also marked some of the earliest appearances by several Postcard Records acts - Orange Juice, Aztec Camera and Josef K. In the post-punk primer Rip It Up & Start Again author Simon Reynolds refers to C81 as "post punk's swan song". It is a fun, occasionally challenging listen. Today I offer 3 diverse tunes - The Special assault you with ska punk fury, Orange Juice bring the Velvets jangle, and Gist (Philip and Stuart Moxham, who went on to form Young Marble Giants) deliver a gorgeous instrumental.

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I'm a big fan of chef/author/TV show host Anthony Bourdain, so I have posted a few links over at siart.tumblr.com for you to peruse. Both are audio interviews - one with another celeb chef, Andrew Zimmern, and the other with Jim DeRogatis and Greg Kot from NPR's Sound Opinions.
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I made a new muxtape - go have a listen...
Landscape - Einstein A Go-Go
Scars - All About You
Crystal Castles - Air War
Grateful Dead - Estimated Prophet
Cameo - Back and Forth
David Bowie - Space Oddity (1980)
Sly & Robbie - Don't Stop The Music
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
Boz Scaggs - Lowdown
Elvis Presley - Crawfish
Average White Band - If I Ever Lose This Heaven
Panico - Transpiralo (featuring Crazy Girl)

Friday, April 25, 2008

Funky Friday

This is a re-post. The evil Blog-Google monster deleted this post on 2/12/2009, almost a full year after all of these audio links had expired. Pretty pointless move. eh? No audio content, just writing. Wankers.

The breakdown - Marianne Faithfull's '80s classic gets a nice beefy updating, Goldfrapp is dreamy, drippy gorgeousness and Air are funkier than you've ever heard. Estelle is a British singer/rapper whose album Shine is out next Tuesday on John Legend's label. It features John, as well as Kanye West, Cee-Lo, Mark Ronson, will.i.am and Swizz Beatz. It is the perfect Mid Atlantic blend, managing to maintain it's British-ness while also sounding very American.
The Presets = Justice + Depeche Mode. Madonna has a sleek pulsating groove that rocks like Kraftwerk and a chorus that sounds like Minneapolis. Lyrics Born dishes up some prime G-funk, Santogold brings the electro-dub hop hybrid, and Casxio offer sleek disco pop.

Marianne Faithfull - Broken English (Baron von Luxxury Slow Touch Rmx)
Goldfrapp - Happiness (Beyond The Wizard's Sleeve Remix)
Air - Kelly Watch The Stars (Moog Cookbook Remix)
Estelle - Pretty Please (Love Me) (feat. Cee-Lo)
Estelle - American Boy (feat. Kanye West)
The Presets - A New Sky
Lyrics Born - Cakewalk
Madonna - Candy Shop
Santogold - Shove It
Casxio - Seventeen
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KRAFTWERK - A Few Last Words...

Kraftwerk were ace. They started on time and played most everything I hoped for - except for "Pocket Calculator". The sound was good and the visuals were great - yay, robots! Florian Schneider was not with the band (his replacement even had his own robot), so only Ralf Hütter was left from the original four. It was a real thrill for me to hear these songs played live, so it will always hold a special place in my heart. The band plays Coachella this weekend - enjoy the show!

SET LIST:
The Man Machine
Planet of Vision
Numbers / Computerworld
Homecomputer / It's More Fun to Compute
Prologue / Tour de France 2003 (Etape 1, 2 & 3)
Tour de France (original)
Vitamin
Autobahn
Computerlove
The Model
Neon Lights
Les Mannequins
Radioactivity
Trans-Europe Express / Abzug / Metal on Metal
curtain
ENCORE
The Robots
Elektrokardiogramm
Aerodynamik
Musik Non Stop

The photo above is from the actual show in Minneapolis, and is part of reslbear1's Kraftwerk 2008 flickr set - some nice shots that really evoke the mood of the gig! There are also a bunch of clips on youtube from the shows in Minneapolis and Milwaukee. Sound quality varies, but there are a few good ones.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

New Music Tuesday

It's Tuesday, so that means a bunch of new releases in stores today. Here are a few of note; Barry Adamson's Back To The Cat, Cinematic Orchestra's Live At The Royal Albert Hall, Elbow's The Seldom Seen Kid, Lyrics Born's Everywhere At Once, Tokyo Police Club's Elephant Shell, and expanded remasters of The Replacements' Sorry Ma Forgot To Take Out the Trash, Stink, Hootenanny and Let It Be. Also out today in the US is the excellent sophomore record by Young Knives. Called Superabundance, it is the follow up to Voices Of Animals & Men, a memorable collection of distinctly British and slightly odd post-punk. The follow up picks up where they left off, but on a grander, more experimental scale. The fab vocal harmonising remains intact, as do the quirky riffs. The subject matter is often bleak, a reflection of the world today, but it is a captivating listen. Turn Tail is an epic, full of strings and menace.
Young Knives - Turn Tail


The Replacements - Color Me Impressed

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Record Store Day + Kraftwerk

Today is Record Store Day. Hundreds of independently owned record stores all over the US and the UK will simultaneously link and act as one with the purpose of celebrating the culture and unique place that they occupy both in their local communities and nationally. You will find a list of all participating stores at the Record Store Day site. A bunch of bands are also releasing exclusive limited edition 7"s to be sold today, including Built to Spill, R.E.M., Death Cab for Cutie, the Black Keys, Vampire Weekend and Stephen Malkmus + Jicks (who have a 10" EP with 3 exclusive tracks). Go support your local music store and your favorite artists. If you live in the Minneapolis/St.Paul area, be sure to check out The Electric Fetus.
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In case you hadn't noticed, I'm going to see KRAFTWERK tonight.
Thats right, das mother-effing Mensch Machine in going to be in the house,
and I will be getting my robot dance on.
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"

Here are some classic Pocket Calculator/Dentaku moments...





Friday, April 18, 2008

Funky Friday

A brief rundown - M83 are back and feeling a bit mellower and dancier than before. Glass Castles bring the blippy noise. Robyn is produced by The Knife, nuff said! D-Train is a stone cold classic electro disco anthem. Germany's Munk bring the DFA-ish funk with special guest Asia Argento. Ditto for Zero Cash & Khan. Padded Cell is Richard Sen (Bronx Dogs) and Neil Beatnik (Dirty Beatniks), and their album Night Must Fall is great -post-punk/funk/electro, and not a whiff of big beat. Sahara All Stars are straight outta Nigeria, delivering a sweet slice of Afro-funk. And then theres Kraftwerk.

I AM SEEING KRAFTWERK TOMORROW NIGHT.
What are you doing?


M83 - Couleurs
Glass Castles - Air War
Robyn - Who's That Girl
D-Train - You're The One For Me
Zero Cash & Khan - Light Of Love
Padded Cell - Konkorde Lafayette
Padded Cell - Fare Beneath London
Sahara All Stars Of Jos - Take Your Soul
Kraftwerk - Aerodynamik (Hot Chip's Intelligent Design Mix)
Munk - Live Fast Die Old feat. Asia Argento (Maral Salmassi And Zero Cash Remix)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Das Model

In case you were wondering...
2 DAYS UNTIL KRAFTWERK.

Snakefinger - The Model
Krazy Ben - The Way Models Are

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

It's More Fun To Compute


3 DAYS UNTIL KRAFTERK.

Glomag - Pocket Calculator
Bubblyfish - It's More Fun To Compute

Today's selections are from
8-Bit Operators
The Music Of Kraftwerk Performed On 8-Bit Video Game Systems

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

New Music Tuesday + Kraftwerk

4 DAYS UNTIL KRAFTERK.
Woo-hoo.

Glass Candy - Computer Love
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There are a few new releases of note today - M83's Saturday=Youth, Phantom Planet's Raise The Dead, The Kooks' Konk, Does It Offend You, Yeah?'s You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into , Frank Black's Svn Fngrs, and the deluxe 10 year anniversary reissue of AIR's classic Moon Safari - a two disc set. Happy shopping.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Kraftwerk Mash-Up

5 DAYS UNTIL KRAFTWERK.

ToTom - Policy Of Spacelab
Apollo Zero - Workin' Techno Pop

Both of these are taken from Bootwerk - A Bastard Pop Tribute To Kraftwerk, which you can nab from the link.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Sunday Stew

A few bits and bobs to share today...

Kraftwerk - Techno Pop (Demo Version)
6 DAYS UNTIL KRAFTWERK. I am excited.

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Mute Records has done us Americans a favor. They are releasing the Hercules And Love Affair album in the US. It has been out on DFA since March in Europe, but we will have to wait until June 24th to get it here. It is well worth the wait. The first single will be Blind and is out May 27th. No word on the remixes, but it will probably have some of the same ones as the Euro versions - Frankie Knuckles, Serge Santiago and the band's own mix among them.
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The latest web/music/playlistism thingie buzzing around the internets is to make a Muxtape ("a simple way to create and share mp3 mixtapes"). It's ultra basic but works very nicely for streaming audio. Create an account, upload some songs and tell your friends to listen to your hot new mix. Listen to SIART's Muxtape, which features Hercules And Love Affair, Herb Alpert, The Skids and ZZ Top, some Italo, some electro and a few more choice morsels.
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Trip-hop? I think not...